First of all, I’d like to thank all of the other “Real Men” out there who have responded with so many cards and letters. As for the rest of you pink-shirted, pocket-protector totin’ nerds, well, go have a capucino with your boyfriend, and keep your commie ideas to yourself.
Now on to more important things! I’ve been readin’ too much about the Japanese buyin’ more and more American companies, and producin’ more equipment for my beloved Macintosh.
HEY! WAKEUP! Those little dudes bombed us back in ‘41. They wanted to take over the world then and they still do now! What are we goin’ to do…let ’em take over every American business around. If we don’t stop ’em, your next Macintosh instruction manual will be in Kanji. Come on, all you real American Men, stand up to these little dudes and buy American!
Hey…! Come on…! My word processor is gonna talk to my spreadsheet? When donkeys fly !!!! All of this stuff about this new operating system 7.0, come on Apple. We’ll see it about the same time Apple decides to introduce their new, whimpy, low-cost Macintosh for all those pink shirted pansies.
It’s bad enough Apples’ introduced a portable, now all those pocket-protector totin’ nerds are gonna mess around with my operatin’ system. Why ? So little Johnny won’t have to go back to his page layout program after he makes changes in his cute little drawin’… ain’t that sweet? Apple… leave my operatin’ system alone, we don’t need multitaskin’ or interapplication communications. So like my good friends Hans and Franz say… “DON’T BE A GIRLY MAN”… stick with good ol’ system 1.0.
